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I require deviled eggs

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awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

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mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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at the resturant with bae

  1. waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  2. me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  3. me: you want my man or something?
  4. her: wh-wat?
  5. me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  6. me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  7. me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  8. him: aye calm down
  9. me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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coolator:

$50 says mr. clean is a leather daddy 

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